The Hitchhiker's Guide to Blogging.

Since Bob is so terribly depressed about his blog, I will share SOME stuff he needs to know to blog. (not all, I still want to be better :D)

First things first (duh *drumbeat*) those handy little tabs when you are editing are: Posting::New Posts:Edit Posts:Comment Moderation. These are pretty straight forward. All you posting needs there. P.S. If you stop typing for a while, or press Crtl+S, your post will save. Do this often, just in case.

Settings(there is a lot, so the most important)::Basic:Publishing:Formatting:Publishing. Basic is for editing all the basic stuff, like title, and description. Publishing is to edit where you post to, (to change to domain name) Formatting is to edit how you blog IS. Like the date on the header, (you'll see it says Dec. 26 above my post, that is the header) archives, stuff like that. And Publishing. You can add more authors here, and decide who can see your blog. (for those paranoid creeps) P.S. If you are logged in, and have QuickEdit enabled, you can edit your posts and Gadgets with ease.

Layout::Page Elements:Fonts and Colors:Edit HTML:Pick New Template. These are pretty straightforward too. Page elements is for editing and re arranging the page layout. Fonts And Colors decides the fonts and... colors. Edit HTML lets you, well you get the point.

Monetize is for those who have an Adsense account, it lets you decide where to put your ads.

Now onto the bar for posts. To the far left is for changing the font. Like I am doing right now.

Now, next to that is font SIZE.

Beside that, is bold, and Italic. This is useful for stressing points, and just for fun.

Next is text color! Things always look better in color!

Links, the thing bob really wants to know about. To add a link, highlight some text, and click link,


then paste in a URL. You must get the URL first though.


The rest are for making lists, and stuff like that. Add an image, by copying the image location


(right click, select Copy Image Loaction) to the box available.


That is basically it. I know a little more stuff, But I have to, to be better than Bob!


Ciao for Now!


Sorry for the size, I can't seem to fix it.

Posted by Forten042 | at 12:47 PM | 1 Guys talking about me

Mother 4 the win

While surfing around the web, I have found something that has interested me greatly. Because of the quote Itoi said "What I mean is, if someone were to come up to me and say, “I’d like to make a MOTHER 4,” I might just say, “Sure, go ahead!” (laugh) Yeah, if there was a MOTHER 4, I’d really love to play it." They are technically legally allowed to make it, so it is fine.

I wish I could join this fan game, I have some weird ideas to add, but maybe I'll just submit some. (Like Undead Toaster, or Bad Comedian) Some random names would add a good humor to the already unappreciated Mother series. I'll give it to bob for Christmas just to bug him. But the sad thing is, that the crew is small, and it will take a while. So hopefully it is out before next, next Christmas.

Anyway... The time off has been good, beat those games I wanted to, had some fun with (virtual) friends, learned a bit about technology, all that good stuff. Oh, and I got excited for a new game. It looks interesting, but again, has no release date.

And for all the Mother 4 Goodness you don't care about, but I do, and this is my blog so I will post it anyway, go to this link. I hope you all have a merry Christmas, and a happy new year.

Ciao For Now!

P.S. mother pwns






Posted by Forten042 | at 11:00 AM | 1 Guys talking about me

OMG, I missed one!

If you actually pay attention to my memes every day, you may have noticed that on Saturday, it was never updated. But thanks to my handy little thing over there, over there, OVER THERE>>>
( finally, took you long enough) I can keep up to date with all the missed work.

As I said earlier, it is not easy to update on the weekend. So sometimes I don't even get to do my meme of the day. So don't expect one on Christmas! Or Hannakuh. Nah I'm kidding, I'll be that nice, considering I'm not Jewish. (well, technically I'm not christian either, but...)

On Monday Bob missed a lot. He was out at some presentation thing or something I think. Whatever.
I enjoyed being a good person again today, doing all the normal things that I do, you know push in chairs, and all that stuff. I also learned how to type without looking at the keyboard, it takes a bit longer, but if I force myself to do it, I may soon learn the layout of the keyboard well enough to be able to see real time what is happening on Kongregate. I am doing this right now as much as I can actually.

Anyway, Mr Bauckman is one of the teachers whom I feel the worst for, considering half of his class does not care for the fun stuff he wants to do with us. And sometimes the people in his class just step on the last strand of my temper.

Yes, I do have a temper threshold, but it is pretty high. The class is pretty annoying. I can only stand so much before I have to start meditating, and find my happy place. I don't like getting angry, just like Hulk, you won't like me when I am angry. Don't get me wrong, I won't hurt anyone, (pacifism FTW) but get REALLY loud, and much harsher than normal.

Prominence did her speech on Monday, speaking about her online friend from Romania. She seems to like him. But on the off chance that he is a 47-year old fat guy from the Mexico, and has H1N1, I will still be here. You know how online relationships work. Along with my above average hearing, to make up for the fact that my eyesight is slightly below normal, I have discovered that he is either good at Photoshopping, or really hot. this is disappointing. But still, life goes on...

The Office is quite an interesting show. I am glad that I can now type and watch it at the same time. It has some (ahem) mature themes though. So I don't think all should watch it.

I wish that the world didn't have as much war. (yes, I am going to get into another talk about current affairs) I know that some people are way too stubborn to listen to reason, and violence is the only way, but still. War is war. It should not be the only solution. Like, the war in Baghdad went on for quite a while. And now there is a war in Afghanistan. Who knows how long this could happen for. And we are fighting a "war" against H1N1.

Prominence on Tuesday was asking to give me a make-over. She said that she could give me better clothes, (Pfff) and a good haircut. (*she's as bad as Mrs. Muise) I don't think that it is a very good idea to let her do this to me. It could be fun, yet bizarre.

A girl in our class, lets call her... Pixilated. (no, that is not her real name...) she tried to record the underwear color of everyone in the class. Of course, being me, I told her, but was slightly puzzled as to why I did. I probably do not want to know what this information is going to be used for.

Yesterday we had a substitute again. He looked cool, so I asked him if he had ever watched the coolest show ever, which is of course The Office. He said yes, surprising me quite a bit. I'm sure that he thought it was awesome.

Whew, that was quite a long post for only two days. And I had to edit like, 5 jot notes right now. So I guess I did pretty well. I took like half an hour though. Well, guess that is it for today.

Oh, wait! I should tell you about the idea I got for our co-op blog, if it ever happens. I said current affairs, considering I talked about them in the last two posts. Bob will say maybe I bet. Okay, now bye!

P.S this video rules! It keeps getting stuck in my head.
(Raindrops keep falling on my head. Not another rickroll)

P.P.S you remember when I said that I would post the link for the zombie attack video a while ago? well, I don't think it is ever coming! Sorry for that one viewer who cared, but, at least I remembered!


*sometimes I think I hear Ms. Muise say, okay, all the good flutes go practice now! and I'm like
WTF?!


Ciao for now!

Posted by Forten042 | at 5:34 PM | 0 Guys talking about me

Ooooh, Ahhhh, Pretty Blog!

As I hope you have noticed, I have a new blog template. It is much prettier than my old one. If you have not, then please drive yourself to your nearest ophthalmologist (eye doctor) and get your eyes checked. I'll wait.

Okay, no more waiting. Now before you panic, (hands Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and points at cover) no, this may not be a permanent change. It will depend on the outcome of my poll. ( I hope they say yes) I had to look into several different templates before deciding on this one. I liked the fact that it was black, yet appealed to my love of all things science fiction (not sci-fi bob)

I came up with the idea to switch when Sean told me to do something productive. This seemed productive enough. I suppose that I could have recorded those BK glitches that I always wanted to, but that shall be for later I guess. Maybe after I finish this post. (Banjo Kazooie for those non-die hard Rare fans out there; Yes Bob, I'm looking at you)

Ho hum... Well while I am here, I guess that I should speak about the recent uprise in jobs in America. (wow, never thought this would happen) Obama has recently increased the jobs available in America. The unemployment has gone from 10.2% to a solid 10%. While this measly 0.2% may not seem like much, this is for ALL of America. That means a lot of new jobs were created.

So if you are that one viewer in America, Good for you! If you are young like me, then good for your parents! If your parents are dead, then good for your guardian! If you are an orphan who was abandoned by his family, but then stole a computer, which he brought to jail to check my blog every couple days, then life probably couldn't get any worse for you!

The only bad thing about the unemployment rate, is that is is more likely to get much worse in 2010. (and 2013, when like 500 people kill themselves on December 20, 2012) But good news is good news! And with all the recent murders and rapes, good news is exactly what we want.

P.S to jailbird: Wait until the gaurds figure out you can hack into the mainframe of the jail cell. Then life will be worse for me and you. You will be dead, and (more importantly) I will have one less viewer! *frowns*

P.P.S: Never Bob. I will never tell you how to edit your blog. Unless you bow down and gravel at my feet. Just kidding. But I still won't tell you probably. MWAHAHAHA!

Oh, and by the way , IMM will be an international thing one day. I'll get Bob to join next year. Maybe even the infamous Seanthebond...

Well, Ciao for now!

Posted by Forten042 | at 12:20 PM | 2 Guys talking about me

Google Spike!

Strange, ever since Google added me, I have been getting a lot of views, and for a long time too. (about 3.5 minutes) Like this week only, I have gotten 32 visits! 70 page views. That is a pretty massive spike, so much in fact, I think that I might put an Adsense account up after a few months.

And after checking Digg, I can confirm that I was not dugg, so it must be Google! I mean, watching a documentary on Google, I know what it can do to companies, but I did not believe it would happen to me. It is so strange. I suppose that there could be other possible things, but I think it is Google.

With a full week under my belt, I only gets harder from here on in for IMM. Because unfortunately, It is not as easy as I planned for it to be. But videos on Youtube will always cheer me up. Like these two (uno) et (doux) And #1 involves an internet meme.

So... that's whats been going on around here lately.

P.S check here for the stats

P.P.S if that doesn't work, check the bottom of the page.

P.P.P.S Wowzers, I have so many links, I look like a Wikipedia page. Epic Fail.

P.P.P.P.S I like P.S's!

P.P.P.P.P.S Don't eat dogs either! (see last post)

Oh BTW, our old school is getting Terry Kelly. (see Remembrance Day post) We are sooo skipping that day to check him out. (Not that way you pervert)

Posted by Forten042 | at 11:11 AM | 0 Guys talking about me

Yeah, Google Likes Me.

I have been checking around my Sitemeter account, and noticed that I have gotten a visit from some one in Europe. More specifically someone who runs on a Google provider. So, I don't know if Google actually provides any Internet or not (maybe the new Droid) but it is odd, considering I don't know who it i- never mind. I am guessing that it is most likely my brother's friend. This is awesome. And apparently it runs on a Mac. Odd...

Anyway, as you should know by now, IMM is in full swing. Luckily, I have two weeks in advance marked out on my calender, finally giving me a chance to use it. So stay tuned to my blog everyday for the memes. (also digg me if you can, it will boost my viewers)

Prominence is giving me a hug almost every day now. It is kinda creepy. But yet somewhat sweet.

Also today, I stood by a kid who everyone picks on. I felt bad for him, so I decided to be his bodyguard for the day. Protecting him from the idiots who feel they have to make someone else feel bad, to make themselves feel better. Because most of the time, this is why bullying happens. Now I could go on about the effects of bullying, and all that stuff, but I then would feel that I would lose the 2 viewers I still get. So not now. Check here if you want to know. ( I suggest you do, it is pretty interesting)

Anyway, today Bob insulted me about how IMM is not hard, saying that he found 30 in 15 minutes. This is because he of course looked at a list of memes, (which I have yet to do) and picked out the best 30. I have two weeks already, FROM MEMORY! Yeah. Pwned.

So... don't eat cats. That is my healthy tip of the week. (or month, or year, or eon, or decade, or century, or millennium, or... whatever is after that)

And Another Thing... We have to do this speech for Language Arts, so I decided to do it on a cousin of mine; the great, almighty Winston Churchill (who's name is also so commonly used, it is programmed into Spellcheck, while bizarrely, Spellcheck itself is not)

This concludes my broadcast. Ciao for now. I have to go, considering I just thought of two more memes.

P.S: check out here for a funny video. The scout's muscles remind me of what I say to mine. :D

Posted by Forten042 | at 1:44 PM | 0 Guys talking about me

*inserts meme-related title here*

Before I forget, I have been watching The Office, (yes, for you bob) and the main character decides to sign up for an online dating site, but he needs a username, so he decides on "littlekidlover." Saying it is short, and to the point. There is also this guy who reminds me of Devon at school, who calls one of the secondary characters Mr. Poop instead of Mr.Schrute. The Office is awesome.

Now onto our regularly scheduled post...

I decided to write a contract for our PDR teacher, on the account of most of our class being an very *cough* male donkey-like *cough* towards him. They do not pay attention, disrupt, and speak out. So he deserves something like this. The contract in a nut shell says this: We will obey *censored*. We will do all that he commands. As long as he does the fun stuff he used to do. Like the bomb shelter activity. When I showed him the contract, it almost made him cry. (I can tell, I sit up front) So that should boost my self-esteem for a while. It caused us to finally have an okay PDR class. Except the delinquents did not sign it. But whatever.

(*final fantasy 3 fanfare plays* Forten gains a Karma level!)

Bob said on his blog that NaNoWriMo is harder than IMM (Internet Meme Month) when it is about the same difficulty, to find 30 different (none on Christmas of course!) memes, and post them up. It is very difficult though.

Prominence is very interesting. She says that she likes violence. I find this quite strange, but not unusual. I have to live with differences I guess.

And for Sean, my ping is now at a respectable B. I can play as much TF2 as I wish when I get unbanned! (As long as it stays this way)
Well, Ciao for now!

Posted by Forten042 | at 5:27 PM | 1 Guys talking about me

Life My Way.

I recently have been trying to boost up my Karma. Of course with any good thing that I do, Bob has to overdo it, (punk) saying that he needs "points" for spending. This was of course is based a joke I made a couple days ago. He thought it was funny, and decided to continue wearing it out throughout the week. Of course, I have been giving Prominence (the name she has, and shall stay as) gifts lately, on account of just feeling like it. Bob gives me these gifts in the first place, but I don't like lollipops really.

As I hope you have noticed, Internet Meme Month is in the beginning stages. I shall try to get 30 Internet Memes in one month. This might be hard, on the account I only know like, 17. But like NaNoWriMo, It must be done. (well not must be done) I have had two images so far, and the month is only starting. So please check in everyday for a new image. ( I'll try my best on weekends)

So a little more about the collaboration blog that Bob and I might do, on account of the fact that we have little ideas, we most likely will postpone this activity. That does not mean we won't do it! It just means that we cannot think of what to do it on. So whenever Bob or I gets an idea, you (all one of you) will be the first to hear about it. I have come up with doing a review blog, but I don't think Bob will agree to this unfortunately.

Just FYI Bob, the first unwritten rule of good deeds, is you do good deeds because they are good, not because you feel you have to. DUH!

Hmmmph short post today, Oh well. Better run before Catherine catches me.

Posted by Forten042 | at 2:28 PM | 1 Guys talking about me

Don't Stop Me Now...

I was looking around Digg, and I founf this really cool video, based off an awesome game, and an even awesome...r song! It was made on Break.com too. Therefore making it better than a Youtube version. Because Youtube is soooo overrated. Break.com is the video sharing network of the future!

Anyway, Here is the link. OMG IT IS SO GOOD CLICK HERE TO SEES IT!

lol click here.

Posted by Forten042 | at 11:12 AM | 0 Guys talking about me

Why Does This Always Happen to Me...

Allo Allo! I am back, Catherine yesterday didn't show up until like, 5:00, after leaving at 9:00, and again punished me for having my slippers fall off in the kitchen. Weird... Anyway, I guess I have to talk about school, and our collaboration blog. Oh! And our Spider-man sub.

First things first, (no duh! *drumbeat*) School. Bob and I were discussing our regular crap, religion, love, video games (okay maybe not that one....) and I push in all the chairs to boost my self-esteem (and because it is a good deed) So we go outside, and we go outside to get some fresh air, and talk more about life. Then as we walk over to the basketball court, Michaela comes up from behind me, and gives me a bear hug. Although slightly awkward, it was a sweet act. So I had to do something for her. But I'll get to that later. So then all her "friends" crowd around me, asking me questions about what I think our marriage, Michelea, and other stuff. I (like bob) do not like being crowed. For while I am not claustrophobic, I do like having personal space. Bob, of course runs away to kingdom come being the great person he is, (just kidding bob, I know your fear) and leaving me to look for him. Since Michaela was so "nice," I decided to give her a lollipop to even out my Karma levels.

And of course, being the great bloggers we are, (not as much bob though, I know how to do more stuff, and I have Sitemeter) are going to start a blog together. Now, I tried convincing him to join nukecrap, but I don't think he will. So whenever the new site comes up, I will post our URL. (I am making though. He doesn't know how to add an author probably) And BTW, thanks to Sitemeter I know that my site has had over 100 page views! W00t! I have about 50 visits too. So that means every one who came viewed about 2-3 pages. Now i have to wait until 200...

Anyway, the new substitute in our class was very cool. He looked like Peter Parker form all the Spider-man movies! And he was very comedic at that. Coming up with improv for every safety symbol. He also let us play on Physicsgames.net when we were done our symbols. I just wish He could shoot webs out of his wrists...

Anyway, Life has been normal lately. So see you in another week with a post.

P.S if you don't get the title, see here

Posted by Forten042 | at 3:30 PM | 2 Guys talking about me

Hearts Are For Losers


^^^^^^
Catherine's Heart
Recently my sister has been insulting practically everyone she doesn't like, saying things like "Hey Mom, the idiots in my class having started wearing cat bells around their neck." Or "The druggies were down at BLT" (our elementary school, which we used to attend) Therefore proving the point again that she has absolutely no heart what so ever. This I already knew, but I wish to tell it to the "public" to raise my self-esteem.

While I am on the topic of hearts, I wish to speak of mine. I, myself, have been heartbroken many times. But I believe that my relationship with this girl could possibly be different. For one she does not seem to fear being next to me, and treats me as a good friend. Now I have been told from psychologists that this is the base for a good life, and it seems to make sense, so I shall hope that it is true. I mean if it is not, the scars on my heart will complete the silhouette of Frank Sinatra that I hope to achieve. (not literally. I hope)

Catherine currently is skipping school a lot, pretending to be sick. I find that this is almost as low as her normal, dramatically lowness. I mean, insulting the way people dress and act behind their backs is just LOW. Lower than (I believe than is right in this context bob) dumping someone because they have glasses. Which I believe is pretty bad, having glasses myself. But pretending to be sick adds to her list of very bad deeds. If only Karma would work for Catherine...

*Pretends to be bob* Today our heroine (Michelea) was sitting next to her "future husband" in our Physical Education class. She proceeded in poking Forten (that's me) with a small, broken pencil. Forten secretly enjoyed the "pain" since he was being poked be his crush. Although this is somewhat masochistic, Forten did not really feel any pain, instead laughing at how much it did not hurt. Our heroine tells Forten that he should build up some more muscle (I have enough anyway) if he wished to have a girlfriend before he became the real 40-Year-Old virgin. Forten thought "I don't think I am going to have problem with that at this rate." While Bob just sits there laughing as if he just watched the second funniest trombone player ever. Our heroine tells Forten that he should become a pimp (which I - no offense to real pimps - resent terribly) or even an emo. She calls over her friend... umm... George, to teach Forten how to be a pimp.

Forten kindly refuses to this offer, knowing George would probably tell him some things he did not need to know about the human body, which although he finds interesting, does not wish to learn as much about the parts George more likely know about. Bob continues to laugh in the corner, being ignored by all of our characters. And so he shall stay this way.

Our heroine also makes a dirty joke, saying Forten would not understand. Bob then tries to be funny by replying with a second dirty comment. The heroes must be interrupted from their conversation to play a quick game of basketball, soon defeated, return to their seats. They talk about several other topics, before sadly parting ways after the bell.

Whew. That wasn't as hard as I thought it would be. Bob might have to make way for me.
Well, That's All Folks!

Posted by Forten042 | at 7:18 PM | 2 Guys talking about me

Curse Karma... Retake

^^^^
Since the demon in the below post was actually cool, here is the REAL Catherine.

Posted by Forten042 | at 10:29 AM | 0 Guys talking about me

Curse Karma...


^^^^^
Catherine
For the reason I have not been posting in forever, let me just say that my "sister" has gotten me killed. For personal reasons, I am no longer allowed to be on the Internet (including now) to do anything. So I shall most likely be not updating again until Christmas. I shall try to update the image of the day when I can, but other than that, I will not be speaking to you guys.

Starting on a new note, I have recently seen a documentary on the famous Nostradamus. (so famous in fact, his name is built into spell checker) He did not in fact predict the 9/11 disaster. He was accused of this, but someone actually made up a quatrain to trick us all. (gullible us) It said...
"In the City of God there will be a great thunder, Two brothers torn apart by Chaos, while the fortress endures, the great leader will succumb",
The third big war will begin when the big city is burning"

- Nostradamus 1654

Wait... Nostradamus died in 1566! How does he write beyond death? He didn't. This is an example of how people "abused" Nostradamus' quatrains. So why I know believe that 2012 is not real, is that the same thing could have happened to agree with the Mayan calender. (which is a circle, so has multiple reasons for "ending" in 2012) The only reason I believed the 2012 crap, is because Nostradamus agreed.

But for all I know, this may not be true. BUT, he did predict a third Antichrist in our time. Although that may have been Saddam Hussein, I still have a right to think that it is not. (BTW, an Antichrist is like a dictator, except usually much worse) So either way, something bad is supposedly going to happen soon. Unless it did refer to Hussein, then we should be safe for at least 20 years or so. (YK2 happened, so maybe 2037 could)

I hope that clears things up for a while. Because I will not be on for a long while. Hmmm, while I am here, I suppose that I should talk about the topic of my rumored wife.

A girl in my class (you know who Bob) is supposedly going to marry me in the future. I do not in anyway believe that this is for love, but is in fact for the money that I will most likely have a lot of. I hope to either become an astronomer, or a voice actor. Both of which I am getting quite good at. She will probably marry Tristen for the *cough* *cough* "appeal." I am simply-as Bob would say-a gold digger. I do not know if I am sad about this, or if I am just insulted. Either way, I am getting a "friend" some time in the future. (I like quotation marks)

So... hmm, I haven't made a reference to anything in a while. Wow. I'm sorry (*shoots you in the face*) that I will not be able to post for a long time. So I have made this somewhat long post, to take place of several small posts every day. I hope this will satisfy you for a month. Because I am not going anywhere for a while. Now I must go AOTS is on, and I do not wish to miss much. Ciao for now. (and basically a month)

P.S to Bob: Yes Bob. I know and I am disturbed. Kichigai! (search that one up yo' wanker!)

P.P.S Portal Rules

Final Thought: So does Mirrors Edge.

Final Thought P.S: AOTS does too.





Posted by Forten042 | at 6:32 PM | 1 Guys talking about me

The Longest Post I Can Bear to Write.

Hmm... Bob always complains about how short my posts are, so I need something really long to talk about... How 'bout my crappy ping lately. Well, A screen shot of my post would be available, But I do not know how to zoom in on the ping test thing.

But to give you my stats: Ping:743ms Jitter:874ms Packet Loss:13% Line Quality: F

You suck Aliant. That is only from a server, like 50 miles away in Truro. So I would not expect such terrible results as this. Sometimes our Internet fixes itself by magic though. So hopefully that happens again sometime soon.

By the way; for those who don't know (Bob) Ping is the time it takes (in milliseconds) for something you do, to go to the server, and back to you. anything below 100 is okay. Above 200, getting pretty bad. Mine, No TF2 for me for a while you could say. Jitter is "the difference between the lowest ping recieved and the highest" to quote my brother. Below 50 is good, (none preferably) but 874?! THIS IS MADNESS!! No TF2 ever at this rate. Packet Loss: is data (packets) that are sent to the server, but are never reached. 0% is what you want. 3% is bearable. Above 10, pretty bad. The higher the packet loss, the more buggy the online games will be. So, I am going to go restart my modem, and see if that helps. (Brother said it would)
If not, let us hope the magic will kick in again.

Posted by Forten042 | at 1:43 PM | 0 Guys talking about me

Take 2 Minutes...



As you probably know, it is Veteran's Day. So you should be nice to those who lost their lives. They gave us freedom be doing this. So just take a minute of silence, to remember them. It is only a Pittance Of Time. In peace may they may they rest. They put their lives on the line for us. SHOW SOME RESPECT MAN!

Posted by Forten042 | at 1:41 PM | 1 Guys talking about me

Sitemeter FTW



I just got a blog checker called Sitemeter, so when lil' ol' Bobby or **** comes to see my site, then I will know. Because I am watching you. I know when you come on. I AM a stalker.
Nah, I'm just kidding. I am not that creepy. (or AM I?)

Posted by Forten042 | at 2:09 PM | 0 Guys talking about me

14/Infinity Days

Sorry I have not updated a lot lately. For one, I cannot update on the weekend. For personal reasons. Secondly, I got the new game 358/2 days. I have been playing it for the last few days.It is very fun. Anyway... Recently I have been learning about microbes, cells, bacteria, any small, invisible organisms basically. It makes me so paranoid. The H1N1 virus is luckily mostly affecting pregnant woman and small children. But I am still at risk! (that's what she said) Hopefully I shall stay healthy. If not, you shall most likely hear of my struggles through this. Not that you care anyway empty room. But whatever. 1 + 1 CAN equal window, so life CAN go on in my blog! And I will always be Still Alive!

Posted by Forten042 | at 2:33 PM | 0 Guys talking about me

I Am A Human.

Sorry empty room, you may have noticed that I have not updated much lately, that is because I am very busy lately, and do not have much time. Recently I have had to give an oral report on a book, Bristelboard science project, LA writing story, Homework, practice for a concert, (I play the flute) and several other minor things. I have tried to update my poll and "Image of the Day" as much as I can, but have not had much time. So on another note, today I slept in until 8:20, giving me only about 10 minutes to get ready, and catch my bus. Turns out I forgot my flute sheets. It wasn't a great day, because on top of that, I was given even more homework. Speaking of which... nah, I will get onto it later.

Posted by Forten042 | at 1:51 PM | 0 Guys talking about me

If Only... (aka the first post that makes no sense)

If only the world were square like we thought it was, then sailors would fall off the earth, and sitcoms would suck. Money would eat pie with Mr. Jones, and cheese would have no fart power. (dun dun duuuuuuuun) Then I would see through walls with my laser-firing glass nose. And bobxce would not have a girlfriend named Shelly. And Spongebob would go on a killing spree. And Homer Simpson would buy small, white, track pants. And...
(continues on as dragged to insane asylum)

Posted by Forten042 | at 5:51 PM | 0 Guys talking about me

Twilight Sucks

For another strong opinionated post, I shall talk about Twilight. I myself do not like the series, and find it strange that some people bow down to Edward, and kiss his portrait at night, but there are cults for most things nowadays. If only HHG2tG had a cult... oh wait, it does! I'll join it after I am done here. Anyway, I think that Twilight is a poorly written series, but highly addictive to teenage females. Now if HHG2tG had followers as loyal as them, we wouldn't have 9/11, or the war in Afghanistan, or WW2, or agnostics. But we do. So we have all those things. But back to Twilight. I find that it's characters are well thought out, and good. But too highly addictive to be reasonable. So onward and upward to a better place! Farewell for now non-un-believers! I have to go join a HHG2tG cult!

Posted by Forten042 | at 7:12 PM | 0 Guys talking about me

Life, The Universe, and Everything.

Hello again empty room! I have one thing to say about life. It is fun. You should live it with all your potential, and never think about how, or where you will die. (but I know) You should choose a religion and follow it! (yes, Science counts) And if you cannot follow even these simple guidelines, then you do not deserve to be a human being. Nah, I'm just kidding. You can do whatever you want. Just don't kill people. Then blame me. I do not bode well with lawsuits.

Posted by Forten042 | at 6:00 AM | 0 Guys talking about me

Atheism Is Real.

I, just so you know, do not, in any way believe that the world was created by some heavenly being.
Because this, in no way makes any sense at all. Why do I say this? Think about it, the Bible was obviously written by mortals, and was most likely fiction. Then we find it some time later, and develop a religion revolving around it. What stupid humans we are. How could we worship a BOOK?! This is the stupidest thing I have heard in my entire life. Douglas Adams was right. We evolved from apes, we have scientific proof of it, and the bloody Christians still say that it is all a lie.
The universe was created in a Big Bang too. But NOOOOOO! Christians say that God made the universe, and simply made this happen. Then why do we see light from galaxies developing Christians? Did God do that too? I didn't think so. Prove that Christians. The Bible is a lie. Science is my religion. I refuse to believe these PATHETIC LIES. (I am sorry to any Christians I may have offended, but really, worship a book?) I would like to make a quote from my good pal Dougy .
"Now it is such a bizarrely improbably coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful the Babel fish could have evolved by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED"
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic."

I believe that that is enough proof for any one. Although the Babel fish does not exist, it still seems to fit my situation.
Thank you for reading. Now goodbye empty room.

Posted by Forten042 | at 7:55 PM | 4 Guys talking about me

The Book is Here!

Finally, after many years in waiting, Eion Colfer has finished the series, and the position he took up for Dougy, and published his 6th, and final book. I am SOOOO happy for this. It just makes me want to sing! Except, it would sound bad, and my few visitors already would leave. So ciao my amigos! I shall see you later.
(incessant humming is heard upon leaving)

Posted by Forten042 | at 6:02 AM | 0 Guys talking about me

Thank You to...

While I am in my earlier stages, I would like to thank my brother seanthebond (seanthebond.com)
for helping me along with my blog. My best friend bobxce (www.collectofthoughts.blogspot.com) has also been very supportive along the way.
So you could say that I get by With A Little Help From My Friends.

Posted by Forten042 | at 1:33 PM | 0 Guys talking about me

Combine Attack

My friends and I today made a combined story about a zombie invasion. Unfortunately the zombies won. So now we are all dead. But it was a total win of a post.
One of them posted it to Youtube. When it is up, I will tell you, and give you the link.
But for now, so long and thanks for all the fish!

Posted by Forten042 | at 9:08 AM | 0 Guys talking about me

Why Does Pain Hurt?

I burned myself on hot glue today in Wood shop. This is one of my hundreds of clumsy accidents I am prone to over my disappointing lifetime. If only I was Chuck Norris, then I could have like, hot glue proof skin, Oh well, I am not, so I shall still feel pain.

Posted by Forten042 | at 1:34 PM | 1 Guys talking about me

Cool game

Found this epic game on a site called Kongregate. It is called Time Kfuc, and in it you are some strange... thing, in which you must solve all the levels, to reach 1 of 2 conclusions. I did not find it that hard, but you might.

Posted by Forten042 | at 4:13 PM | 0 Guys talking about me

OMG IT'S A GIRL

Today I found a girl (don't ask) who also likes Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy, like me!
Although this would normally not interest anyone, that is what blogs are for. So if you want to comment, then tell me so. Anyway... yeah. I would marry her if not for the Italics on her and girl. So my first post has concluded. Now go away stalker. Seriously stop reading now.

Posted by Forten042 | at 3:27 PM | 0 Guys talking about me

My weird life

Hello no one. This is my blog. My name is not Forten, but you will call me that.
Over time I will post happenings in my life. Although, it is probably not interesting. But whatever.
ONWARD, TO BLOGGING!

Posted by Forten042 | at 6:01 AM | 0 Guys talking about me

Never thought of that...