If Only... (aka the first post that makes no sense)

If only the world were square like we thought it was, then sailors would fall off the earth, and sitcoms would suck. Money would eat pie with Mr. Jones, and cheese would have no fart power. (dun dun duuuuuuuun) Then I would see through walls with my laser-firing glass nose. And bobxce would not have a girlfriend named Shelly. And Spongebob would go on a killing spree. And Homer Simpson would buy small, white, track pants. And...
(continues on as dragged to insane asylum)

Posted by Forten042 | at 5:51 PM

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