Life, The Universe, and Everything.

Hello again empty room! I have one thing to say about life. It is fun. You should live it with all your potential, and never think about how, or where you will die. (but I know) You should choose a religion and follow it! (yes, Science counts) And if you cannot follow even these simple guidelines, then you do not deserve to be a human being. Nah, I'm just kidding. You can do whatever you want. Just don't kill people. Then blame me. I do not bode well with lawsuits.

Posted by Forten042 | at 6:00 AM | 0 Guys talking about me

Atheism Is Real.

I, just so you know, do not, in any way believe that the world was created by some heavenly being.
Because this, in no way makes any sense at all. Why do I say this? Think about it, the Bible was obviously written by mortals, and was most likely fiction. Then we find it some time later, and develop a religion revolving around it. What stupid humans we are. How could we worship a BOOK?! This is the stupidest thing I have heard in my entire life. Douglas Adams was right. We evolved from apes, we have scientific proof of it, and the bloody Christians still say that it is all a lie.
The universe was created in a Big Bang too. But NOOOOOO! Christians say that God made the universe, and simply made this happen. Then why do we see light from galaxies developing Christians? Did God do that too? I didn't think so. Prove that Christians. The Bible is a lie. Science is my religion. I refuse to believe these PATHETIC LIES. (I am sorry to any Christians I may have offended, but really, worship a book?) I would like to make a quote from my good pal Dougy .
"Now it is such a bizarrely improbably coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful the Babel fish could have evolved by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED"
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic."

I believe that that is enough proof for any one. Although the Babel fish does not exist, it still seems to fit my situation.
Thank you for reading. Now goodbye empty room.

Posted by Forten042 | at 7:55 PM | 4 Guys talking about me

The Book is Here!

Finally, after many years in waiting, Eion Colfer has finished the series, and the position he took up for Dougy, and published his 6th, and final book. I am SOOOO happy for this. It just makes me want to sing! Except, it would sound bad, and my few visitors already would leave. So ciao my amigos! I shall see you later.
(incessant humming is heard upon leaving)

Posted by Forten042 | at 6:02 AM | 0 Guys talking about me

Thank You to...

While I am in my earlier stages, I would like to thank my brother seanthebond (
for helping me along with my blog. My best friend bobxce ( has also been very supportive along the way.
So you could say that I get by With A Little Help From My Friends.

Posted by Forten042 | at 1:33 PM | 0 Guys talking about me

Combine Attack

My friends and I today made a combined story about a zombie invasion. Unfortunately the zombies won. So now we are all dead. But it was a total win of a post.
One of them posted it to Youtube. When it is up, I will tell you, and give you the link.
But for now, so long and thanks for all the fish!

Posted by Forten042 | at 9:08 AM | 0 Guys talking about me

Why Does Pain Hurt?

I burned myself on hot glue today in Wood shop. This is one of my hundreds of clumsy accidents I am prone to over my disappointing lifetime. If only I was Chuck Norris, then I could have like, hot glue proof skin, Oh well, I am not, so I shall still feel pain.

Posted by Forten042 | at 1:34 PM | 1 Guys talking about me

Cool game

Found this epic game on a site called Kongregate. It is called Time Kfuc, and in it you are some strange... thing, in which you must solve all the levels, to reach 1 of 2 conclusions. I did not find it that hard, but you might.

Posted by Forten042 | at 4:13 PM | 0 Guys talking about me


Today I found a girl (don't ask) who also likes Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy, like me!
Although this would normally not interest anyone, that is what blogs are for. So if you want to comment, then tell me so. Anyway... yeah. I would marry her if not for the Italics on her and girl. So my first post has concluded. Now go away stalker. Seriously stop reading now.

Posted by Forten042 | at 3:27 PM | 0 Guys talking about me

My weird life

Hello no one. This is my blog. My name is not Forten, but you will call me that.
Over time I will post happenings in my life. Although, it is probably not interesting. But whatever.

Posted by Forten042 | at 6:01 AM | 0 Guys talking about me