Atheism Is Real.

I, just so you know, do not, in any way believe that the world was created by some heavenly being.
Because this, in no way makes any sense at all. Why do I say this? Think about it, the Bible was obviously written by mortals, and was most likely fiction. Then we find it some time later, and develop a religion revolving around it. What stupid humans we are. How could we worship a BOOK?! This is the stupidest thing I have heard in my entire life. Douglas Adams was right. We evolved from apes, we have scientific proof of it, and the bloody Christians still say that it is all a lie.
The universe was created in a Big Bang too. But NOOOOOO! Christians say that God made the universe, and simply made this happen. Then why do we see light from galaxies developing Christians? Did God do that too? I didn't think so. Prove that Christians. The Bible is a lie. Science is my religion. I refuse to believe these PATHETIC LIES. (I am sorry to any Christians I may have offended, but really, worship a book?) I would like to make a quote from my good pal Dougy .
"Now it is such a bizarrely improbably coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful the Babel fish could have evolved by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED"
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic."

I believe that that is enough proof for any one. Although the Babel fish does not exist, it still seems to fit my situation.
Thank you for reading. Now goodbye empty room.

Posted by Forten042 | at 7:55 PM

4 Guys talking about me:

Forten042 said...

Seriously, sorry if I offended any Christians. But it is my belief, and I have the right to share it.

bobxce said...

You kinda took it out directly on christians, if you're gonna kill religion, spead it equally

Forten042 said...

nah, buddha could be real, god couldn't.

blue.penguin said...

buddha was real, but he made buddhism, it worships something that aethism proably doesn't agree with, same with the jews. Well they believed in a real god

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